You lift my feet off the ground
You spin me around
You make me crazier, crazier


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TODAY WAS FUN! [:




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JOHORFUN

my secret escape to jb with The Three Jackasses - Jiazhi Jasmin and Jodine was goooood (: A&W AFTER LIKE TEN YEARS HAHA and many many other food. ate till we all almost burst haha. we spent like all our life savings on food. haha. i love making cookies from baskin robbins! and jasmin is super auntie HAHA she bought like damn alot of tapioca chips and put in a super big bag and carry like an auntie. and jasmin just had to keep irritating jiazhi by saying jiazhi is from malaysia, her hometown all those nonsense HAHA. and ohyeah, we dressed to look poor today so we wont get robbed. but i guess only jiazhi really looked poor HAHAHAAH. and jod just had to keep saying "if they ask you for money, just give. if not later they stab you. can die one" HAHAHA. we saw this fair thing selling pillows. jiazhi went to like rest her arms on a stack of pillows, and a pillow flew out HAHAHAHAHA. and everyone stared at her damn embarrassing. then when jod wanted to go to the toilet, she kept asking us to talk to her so that the cleaners wont think that shes a guy. then i went EH JOHN STOP GOING TO THE WRONG TOILET CAN OR NOT. HAHAHA. she received quite alot of attention. HAHA. and we took cabs, it was very danger. i fear. hahaha. you should have seen how jod bargained with the driver its damn funny haha.

jokes of the day :

1)
jod: last time my neighbours rare chickens then
me: rare ah
jod: YEAH! they rare chickens.

everyone kept quiet for awhile

jiazhi: isnt it rear
me: yeah

HAHAHAHA. and the way she talked about the chickens was quite funny also. she named one of the chickens penny -_-" HAHA.

2) we went into a gift shop and jod picked up this horsey soft toy
jod: this is a horse! mehhhhh
jiazhi and i : HAHAHAHAH
me: eh jasmin! you know what jod said! she went "this is a horse! mehhhh"
jasmin: HAHA! mehhh is cow lah!

HAHAHA i swear they're all losers. got like ten thousand more jokes man. hahaah i had alot of fun jagging them, as usual [:

we're gonna take the train to malaysia next time! haha maybe next week we go batam HAHA. and maybe, just maybe i need to stop skipping school. hahaha. i missed three tutorials this weekkkk. awesome.

ohyeah and i suddenly recalled this.

somebody was talking about fans, like idol and fans. then jod suddenly said "i'm your feng zi!" and everyone was stunned. HAHAHA. she wanted to say IM YOUR FAN in CHINESE. it ended up as, IM YOUR LUNATIC. HAHAHA.


ohyes and,

me: avis! next time you get married i be your flower girl kay!
avis: okay!
crystal: i be the pestor
me: ... err.. you mean pastor?!
crystal: OHYEAH PASTOR!

and crystal act like she's national dart player all, one million pattern before she throw the dart. then "kiang!" HAHA.

AND AVIS IS THE BOMB. we were playing the machine like put in $1 catch the toy kind. AVIS PUT IN ONE DOLLAR. THE NEXT THING WE KNEW, THE "METAL GRABBER" WENT DOWN INTO THE HOLE WHERE THE TOY IS SUPPOSED TO DROP INTO AFTER BEING CAUGHT. HAHA CAUSE AFTER AVIS PUT IN THE $1, SHE STRAIGHT AWAY SLAMMED THE GREEN BUTTON CAUSE SHE THOUGHT ITS START. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. and she ended up on the floor "crying" and begging the uncle to return her the $1 HAHAAHAAH.

this week :

saturday was meeting celeste marian may jiazhi jodine at ion before eating many many things and heading over to botanics with chare and xian to carry lanterns! [:

sunday: valleypoint with celeste, having the super rare coffee oreo icecream [: and watching 90210. meeting up with jiazhi jod avis crystal and chare at cine. telling one thousand million jokes, having arm wrestling competitions at gloria jeans. laughing our asses off at hongkong cafe and HTHT-ing with crystal and celeste at ntu till 430am. [:

monday was project group meeting, and first training with miss chng. I DIED DAMN BADLY. my legs are still half dead now ]: but MISS CHNG IS DAMNNNNN CUTE!!! hahaha and SUPER NICE. [: and stupid lydia kept laughing at me cause i couldnt do the bridge thing! and my stamina is REALLY damn horrible... zzz. O M G. ohyeah and i must blog about carmen and her goldfish-ness and dumbness HAHA.

carmen: zomg so lame you're going to carry lantern? ohyeah i forgot today is carry lantern day! i miss carrying lantern.

HAHAAH and i jagged her

and she replied

carmen: i was distracted! i cant multitask! i must say that although i sound really dumb but i really am not!

HAHAHAHA she just sound dumber HAHA. and her memory is really damn bad. im glad i've lydia and carmen in nus (:

tuesday was being late for english test. the cab driver having no change for fifty and i had to call lydia who was waiting for me to rescue me but she forgot to bring her wallet. then eli ran past and she didnt have enough money to lend me and lydia's friend happened to walk past and lydia borrowed money from him for me. HAHAHA. super dramatic. thanks eli for borrowing money and rushing out to find me! [: then it was getting thrashed upside down inside out by the english paper and then leaving early with lydia and huizhen for the deck. presentation after that sucked big time i was damn pissed zzzzzzzz. ): went to oc after that to meet michelle who wanted to pass me presents from HK but when i got there, i realised that she wasnt there cause she got into an accident. thank God she's okay! claire gave me free icecream and it made my day better [: met jerome after that for FUNNY PEOPLE which wasnt funny at all and it was damn sickkkkk omg. jerome tried counselling me and getting me to go to school and start studying and he ended up "i've never met someone like you. you've deep issues" AHHAHA.

wednesday is a secret day [:

thursday, which is today is JOHORDAYDONTPLAYPLAY! hahaha


random but i finally found pepper no. 2! [: HAHA.

ohyeah last thursday marc and i went to ice3 at thomson and we dropped by dino house which titi wanted to bring me to but was close the other time. we bought some tarts and rolls and THEY WERE GOOOOOD. hahaha. i wanna go back there again! love the apple crumble and cheese tart! [: marc couldnt stop thinking and talking about the cheesetart -_-"

and it was really nice spending time with eli after psych exam [: she's very funny and cute haha.

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every tuesday is good cause there's gossip girl, LILY IS FINALLY BACK hahaha. i missed her manzzz.

okay i think im just like rambling on and talking nonsense im damn tired ! i should sleep soon!

EXTREMELY RANDOM but i love HTHTs with my mum and grandma (: cause my mum is retarded everything she says is funny. i remembered i said something about her being stupid then she went "HAHAHA, you good." what kind of response is that. HAHA

mummy: eh you remember the last time we came to this restaurant right, whose birthday was it.
me: grandma's
mummy: NO LAH. mine!
me: grandma's.
mummy. no, im very sure its mine
me: NO IM DAMN SURE ITS GRANDMA'S
mummy: why!
me: cause nobody celebrates your birthday
mummy: HAHAHAH! ohyeah. so sad nobody celebrates my birthday ):


me: so after i learn driving i can drive the mercs right?
mummy: yeah.
me: YAY!
mummy: dream on.
me: zzz. then what you want me to drive?!
mummy: bicycle
me: THATS NOT A CAR
mummy: jiao ta CHE
me: ................

HAHA joke. there are just too many instances of her displaying the retard in her. but i love her all the same cause shes probably the coolest, funniest and most retarded mum ever. and the best thing is, i can tell her every single thing (: (: and i love my grandma! she always talks about her friends etc. its very funny listening to her and shes damn cute. she must be the most happening grandma ever. everyday go out all. HAHA. that night she asked me EH YOU THINK I TIE MY HAIR LIKE THAT NICE? and i was like NICE! YOU TIE WHATEVER STYLE ALSO NICE and she replied I THINK IM DRUNK. HAHAHAAHAHA. damn funny.

okay im damnnn tired. SNEAKERS TOMORROW! [: still considering whether to rebel after that but it seems like jasmin will kill me if i dont turn up. hahaha.

this is some bomb here :

neojw says:
tmr soccer at wes house(je) 2pm?

HAHA.

OKAY GOODNIGHT!!! [: