hello hello hellooooooo

i am veh veh tired. and veh veh hungry tho im eating now. okay thats just retarded. today was a pretty fun dayyyy. spent an hour after school with alliances. THEYRE REEEEETARDED. let me repeat, REEEEEETARDED. hahah. whatever it is, no matter how retarded theyre, i still love 'em :D eh i sweet right! hahah. tomorrow bring cheesecake for me ah!

hahah those two tards baked cheesecake. and they didnt bake it together. so meaning, they baked two. i dont know whose one to eat first. and i dont know if i even want to eat it actually.

celeste: tomorrow i bring for you. must eat ah. must finish ah.

i can imagine her stuffing the cheesecake into my mouth if i say its not nice and i dont want to eat it. hahahah. you can infer from this line thats shes a marnster. hahah. horights. i have decided to go on a LGM hunt. i'll get myself a LGM water bottle and pencil case and ruler and eraser and err, actually whatever LGM stuff. you know i really really miss my LGM. the ORIGINAL DIRTY(according to yunting, but actually its veh clean) oneeee. ): ): sorrrwwiesss alex ]: ian said LGM went back to mars. marssssss. i guess it stayed on earth too long. HAHAH sounds damn real right. yeah maaaa ass, some bastard stole my LGM. ASSSSS TO THE MAXXXXXXXXXXX. ahh whatever. shit that person. and you know its quite scary, the day before it went missing, i actually used marc's phone to take a photo of it. so its like at least i have some form of memory of him. i should have like put those posters up right, those MISSING, IF FOUND CALL XXXXXXXX. or something. ohwell, its been four months. hope youre having a good time in mars (comforting myself) )':

hahah whatever. i sound crazy. yes i am, no im not. okay theres something really important that i have to do. i have to go run like over the next few days. im really freaking out for the saturday thing. i how long never trainnnnn already. i seriously think im going to DIE DIE DIE on saturday ): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. meow ): HOWWWWW. i. better. go. and. run. tomorrow.

okay i forgot what i wanted to say. theres alot of things to blog about but im tooooo lazy. okay i shall go off. okay nevermind i have decided to blog. HAHAHAH this post is damn freaking crappy. i think im too tired. see, i shouldnt go to school. it makes me crazy.

okay so lets see. i'll start from last monday

MONDAY- 13th august
it was a normal school day. so yeah the day went on and all with a few funny things happening. as i have typed out in my post last week. ah nevermind. i'll just copy and paste it here.

"like pakkee trying to open the library door by banging his whole body on the door when the signs say PULL. HAHAHAH omg i swear it was freaking funny. it was like he was running and he got stuck there on the glass door or something. i was just about to come out of the library when i saw a huge thing flunging itself against the door. OMG it was seriously FREAKING FUNNY TO THE MAXZXZXZ. HAHAHAH then we went to the com lab. he kept pressing the cpu button so many times and he came to a conclusion that the com is spoilt. turned out that its cause he didnt switch on the monitor. HAHAHAHAHAH omg, hell funny. pakkee, youre the joke of the day (: hahah"

okay. and then the fairfield primary track peeps were like on the track waiting to sprint off. so we were at the bleachers. and marc shouted OIE! and one guy actually pushed off and ran. then he looked up and tried to find the source of his embarrassment, the rest ran off without him. HAHAHAHAHA omg it was damn funny. but that boy runs damn fast lah. he wasnt last tho he started off last. hahah.

so the class played pingpong while i sat there and watched. then went to the library to find ksl later. i got off detention by giving a two lined answer to his question. i was preparing to go for dc already. hahah but yay i got off. so i went home after that. ohyeah and i received the lollipopsss and LGM stuff and the seashell keychainsss :D yay.

TUESDAY
stayed home :D i just used the com for the whole day. i ate and slept and slacked. hahah

WEDNESDAY
i stayed home too. hahah. ohyah and i talked to leon teh on the phone at night, after like a million years. hahah great catching up bestfriend! :D

THURSDAY- 16th august
happy birthday jarold sucker lim! hahah. so i went to school, finally. school was pretty alright. i was with jz then HAHAH. she was hell funny. she had lesson like in ten minutes and she didnt realise so she kept insisting that she wants to eat cheese prata. so okay, i accompanied her to buy the prata. and while walking back. THE BELL RANG. HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG her reaction was REALLY CLASSIC seriously. she was how kanchiong and scared. HAHAHAHAH. she was so kanchiong she tried to rush thru eating she nearly spilt her curry. hahah shit it was damn funny. and i started something! DRINK TEH-O-PING! hahah nice eh. go get some limau from the malay stall then can drink teh-0-limau, christina's love. hahah.

bio lecture next. marc that idiot. we fought again. hahahah. marker fights all. we all looked pink and red lah. hahah what deh. then somemore we played with eraser dust and all. we kept laughing. and it was so hard to control the laughter and we couldnt make noise cause the lecturer was madam tan. i had a hard time containing my laughter seriously. hahah bio lectures are always fun. marc thinks that its cool to play with markers and eraser dust. hahah. and jonah was so sacrificial, he helped jz to get the ball from the big and dirty drain. hahah. hwwoahhhh. then had ssp. then joanne's dad dropped me off at holland. once i got out from the car, guess who i met! i met mr vincent chia! hahah. chatted for less than a minute or so and he ended up with, "I READ YOUR BLOG" HAHAHAH. HELLO MR CHIA!

alright. then i went to walk around first before going to BK at SEVEN SHARP. idiots. always late. hahah. so i was sitting in bk alone, till ian came. then suddenly zhiyi came down and surprised us. he was sitting upstairs alone lah. hahah. then zhiyi went up again. then dricee came. then we told him that zhiyi was upstairs or rather IAN SAID " HE'S ON TOP" HAHAHAHAH it was quite funny. ON TOP. HAHAH. so i kept on saying ON TOP ON TOP thru out the night. then we both kept laughing. hahah. soon after, evan goh arrived. we all went out and met jacq before making our way to crystal jade. so we had dinner. it was a fun time (: lotsa laughter and all. hahah and dricee was damn funny lah. hes damn retarded i swear. we tried to use evan's phone to take a photo of all of us using the timer thing. hahah then right we were trying to stack alot of things so that the phone can be raised. HAHAH. then suddenly someone pushed the table and the phone threatened to drop. then ian suddenly flew there AND! he nearly caught the phone. he didnt catch the phone, he bumped his head. HAHAHAHAH. hero eh. hahah. so we took photos. evans timer made no sound so we smiled for a long time. then in the end dricee was like DAMN YOU. then the camera snapped. HAHAHAHA so the picture is quite funny. hahah. so then i had to leave cause i was supposed to tuition my brother at 9. and it was already 9.10. hahah. but in the end, i didnt tuition him lah. idiottt. oh, when i was leaving, the last thing i saw was dricee hugging the xiaolongbao tray. HAHAHAHA omg super funny. hes really retarded.

FRIDAY- 17th august
hmm school was fine. i know the last lesson was gp. and then marc was being an idiot by drawing on me again. so we were like fighting with markers and the whiteboard duster. hes really an ASSSS. he likes the word ASSSSS alot somehow. HAHAH. so then after school, was with the ruggers they all until 4.30. then went for ssp. ssp ended so we went to the void deck. and azmi was being really retarded bout what he was wearing. HAHAHA. he kept changing. and xia was like playing with a soccer ball... he was acting like some pro basketballer doing all sorts of funny tricks. himself. HAHAHAHAH. damn funny. so afterrr everything, i went home. rushed home to catch shou zu. and the ending was !@!#@!$%^%%*$@# i was so pissed. what kind of rubbish ending is that! pangsai. but i think chenpapa is damn cute. HAHAH.

SATURDAY
i woke up really late and i cant believe i stayed home the whole day. i wanted to go out but then it was quite late and i wanted to be home before twelve. tsk. so i ended up staying home the whole day. i was like damn grumpy.

SUNDAY
i woke up damn early. 11. hahah then i went down to valleypoint to do work. i did two pieces of overdue shou ji. and i dint do this week's. HAHAH nehmind this weekend then do. then what else, i did the mama worksheet. im so proud of myself :D then i studied the first chapter of bio. at least ive started :D good job. hahah. alliance(ugly) hahah was with me and she spent like the whole time reading her gp package. we stopped studying at eight plus then we went to the prata shop there to eat. thats when jz's prata flew off man! omg it was damn freaking funny. we couldnt stop laughing. and being nice me, i picked up the prata lah! hahah. so then jz had to go to her granny's place to get keys cause their whole family was locked out. then she was saying "the best thing is, if i go there. then my mum calls and say my dad woke up" so she was on the way to her grandma's home. WHEN IT REALLY HAPPENED. HAHAHAHAH. then she was complaining that she cannot find a cab. so she said "the next cab that comes will be empty" and it really was! hahah PROPHETIC RIGHT she. hahahah. okay so i went home, and i used the com till bout 2 am and i slept.

MONDAY- 20th august
went back to fairfield. you know before i entered fairfield, i could hear some retard shouting KIM SUCKS KIM SUCKS. and it sounded so much like leon teh. so i walked in, i saw leonteh, jaroldlim and benliew. RETARDS. hahah then i was trying to sign in at the guard post. tho actually dont need, cause the guards are my friends. HAHAHAHA right not ven! hahha. so leon teh was like "uncle dont let her in! she comes to steal things wan! that time she stole the whitebooard. you know the big big whiteboard! she also can steal! dont let her go in!" then jarold "uncle. you know shes from ganengseng last time. then their school had no whiteboard. so she came here and steal"

YEAH IM SO SURE. hahahahah idiots, seriously. so i went to find my juniors. only to discover that yeeleen wasnt coming. so i was deciding whether to train a not while talking to miss eunice lee and miss tay. hahah. so in the end, i trained. i wanted to run so bad, but th whole training, i ran less than 100 metres ): then after training, had to help aileen with her council stuff. WHEN SHE MADE THE MISTAKE AND WE WERE TRYING TO SOLVE IT. it was how retarded. ass. nehmind, i forgive you. hahah. and spider and i were like talking bout miss hia. damn funny. shes damn cute lah. she wears contacts and ties her hair now. much prettier, tho still an ugly spider! HAHAH. and ahma is always high i think. -_-" and esther has like an imaginary friend. HAHAH. all in all, i had fun (:

TUESDAY
thats today. like i said, school was alright. i was trying to finish the overdue lit essay desperately. hahah and geog was quite fun. i kept disturbing emma. and zhuan told me new stuff. eh eh * HAHAH. bio was fun as usual. i love miss tang. WAIT, MISS MICHELLE TANG. she really rocks man. shes the best. shes like miss liang. HAHAH. omg, miss liang. let me tell yall something miss liang did later. let me finish this first. mr mark ng came in to take pictures of our class today. and we were being noisy as usual tho madam thought that it would be the quietest lesson ever. hahah. it was fun (: and miss yeo is becoming much nicer.

from the day that,

miss yeo: you all are pathetic
me: madam. can you dont say that we are very pathetic. im very hurt. didnt you hear the sermon on monday, cannot give negative comments.

she never said pathetic again. HAHAHAHAH. and shes so much nicer now (: i like i like. hahah.

so after school, was with my alliances. then i went for ssp. sheep didnt come for ssp and i was like stoning.

anyway, my lgm bling bling thing is spoilt ): im damn sad ): carina, your fault. hahah kidding lah. i dont blame anyone. it can be jz's fault also. actually jz was damn guilty bout spoiling it, tho she didnt. it was already in parts actually, just that when she hit me, they fell out. HAHAH. then she was so sorry bout it. i hope she doesnt read this. then i can blackmail her. HAHAHAH.

AND OH! i remembered. the miss liang thing. last year when we were going to have our o's. miss liang prayed for my class. so she was praying praying. then everyone was quiet and praying also. then she suddenly "God blast you" HAHAHAHAH omg everyone burst out laughing. HAHAHAHAHHA it seriously was damn funny lah.

and ohyeah, thanks JEM JEM JEWEL TIAN for the present! its damn cute :D and thank you max for the nail stickers. hahah i hope you'll see this (:

orhkeh. im tired. im gonna like go shower and read seventeen and sleep already. g'night peeps. taas. hope yall will have a good day tomorrow, just like i'll have! (: hahah and thank you 1SD2 for the card (:

tag replies:

> SENIOR XIANWEI. hahah i know lah. but the hearts are nice too right (: the picture's not very nice actually. look at christina's face. HAHAHAH. we have sweeter ones (: hahah. and you wanna try my grandma's cooking? CAN! but dont tell jaclyn okay! HAHAH KIDDING. to try, you have to give one thousand million gazillion LGM stickers. :D hahah! kidding (:

> XINYI! hahah do the ten weird things bout yourself quiz! hahah. ohyeah huh that woman. SHES SUCH AN ASS. i will not forget how she pushed me. and i will not forget what she said bout fairfield. shes just a sore loserrrr lah. but you know what, the truth is, we beat them 50+ to 10+ (: soooo, WE ROCK MAN! so who cares bout her! hahahah. dont care lah. its overrrr already also. chill chill you monkey. i buy you bananas okay :D fairfield rocks rocks rocksssxzxz. see you next thursday! (: hahah and oh the photos. i'll send you via email sometime soon okay (: send me via email too yupp (: hahah.

> JACLYN. errrr EASY PEASY? im sure lah. HAHAHAHAH you so dumb! i bet you didnt get it! hahah dumbodumbo. share the love? SURE! but not with YOU! :D hahah. give me ten thousand million trillion billion gazillion kitkat cookiedough first? maybe then i consider. hahah maybe.

okay, im like how high now. i dont know why. hahah. okay okay. time to go off. taas! (:

; Take a jet into the sunset