nicky phua owes me ten dollars HAHAHAAH.

in feb, nicky said A TIGER IS BANMA.

HAHAHAH.

and on saturday, when he picked me up from work. we were talking about lions and tigers. we talk about every single thing soooo.. thus, the randomness HAHA. and he insisted that LAOHU is lion and SHIZI is tiger. AND HE WAS SO CERTAIN. even after i bet my head and ten bucks. HAHAHAHA. so we argued like retards and in the end, we called jiazhi to clarify. BET SHE THOUGHT WE ARE RETARDS. HAHAHAHA. im not one, nicky is! and you know whats the best thing he said "AIYA YOU DONT KNOW LAH. YOUR CHINESE SO LOUSY" HAHAHAH i just died laughing at him. he said jiazhi's chinese is lousy too. and till now, he still thinks that laohu is lion and shizi is tiger. -_______-"

and today, he left me 4 missed calls cause i was having a game. he waited for me to call him back although he was dead tired. HAHA. so when we were talking on the phone suddenly there was silence for like 2 seconds and i was like HELLO!!!!! and he "oh.. huh.. sorry.. i didnt.. hear" HAHAHA i asked him to go and sleep and he refused to. i was queuing up for kfc at that time and then i was insisting that he go to bed and suddenly you know what he said "IT WILL BE NICE" HAHAHAAHHAHAAH. then i "HUH?! what you talking about" and he said "oh. your chicken will be nice" HAHAHAHAHAHAH freak damn funny. HAHAHAHAH. what a retard seriously.

okay, now i feel like blogging about my past 2 weeks HAHA but i lazyyyyyyyyy.

anyway i went to war today and met the BEST umpire who gave the BEST call ever. i was damn ZXZzxzxZXzxXzxz. how bout i was standing at the top of the semi circle and the defender was behind me. my teammate passed me the ball, and the freaking defender hit me and i fell down into the semicircle. OBVIOUSLY ITS A CONTACT RIGHT!!!!!! think i fall down on my own, or i want to sit in the semicircle to rest is it. the umpire called the penalty as I WENT OFFSIDE. o m g. i felt like digging her eyes out.

okay kidding about the digging her eyes out part. but we played with a gang of kingkongs today. rather fiercesome. and seriously, HOW CAN THAT NOT BE A CONTACT?! ...

okay i should get to bed! theres work tomorrow! work last night was damn funny cause audrey patrick and i were telling jokes and this ben&jerrys dood i dont know whats his name entertained us with the COLDEST jokes ever. his jokes made the icecream colder HAHA. i love working with audrey [:

anyway she told me this joke that i think is super funny!! i shall share with yall.

an ant, a spider and a millipede live together in a house. one day, they were all hungry and they were deciding who should go out and get food.

ant: spider should go! cause he has more legs, can walk faster!
spider: then millipede should go! he has the most legs!
millipede: okay lor.

after two hours, the ant and the spider saw that millipede was still at home!!! and they were very angry!

ant and spider: why are you still at home!
millipede: im still wearing my shoes

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA funny right!!!!


OKAY GOODNIGHT AH GOODNIGHT!

OH and IM NOT AUNTIE AT ALL, DONT LISTEN TO PAM. she keeps telling me that she loves me and wants to be with me and IM GETTING REALLY SCARED. even after the warnings that nicky has issued her, SHES STILL HARASSING ME. she keeps saying things like "i thought you love me" MAYBE LIKE ITS SO OBVIOUS THAT SHE THOUGHT WRONGLY?! and she even openly declared her love for me in a shop at fareast when she said "EH THIS IS OUR SONG!" when i was drinking milktea. and she sang something like "YOU AND I ARE MEANT TO BE" or some shit. and i choked on my milk tea. the shopkeeper was horrified!!! die. this is getting really out of hand. i need to hire a bodyguard!!!!!! or someone invent an anti-pamonster device? SOS! SOMEONE HELP ME!

hahaha okay goodnight [: